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For my birthday present [edit, which is on Sept 2nd, btw... don't be confused.. haha] to myself this year, I spent 100$ on some boxes of my favorite candy, ever, ever, ever:

This is literally my #1 super favorite candy of all time. If could eat only one candy ever again, it’d be these. If I was stranded on a desert island and had to pick one candy, this would be the one I pick. If I had to marry a candy, it’d be this one. It’s so stupid and simple. It’s just ‘gummi candy’ but in a disk form. It’s the perfect sized bite, to either bite in half or just eat the whole thing. It has all the good gummi flavors like cherry and pineapple. So good.
http://www.candyfavorites.com/Haribo-Mega-Roulette-Gummi-Candy-pr-2026.html

And then these two puppies have always stood out in my mind as being amazing because they are more of the delicious gummi candy, however as a kid, you look at these things and go OMG THEY ARE THE BIGGEST EVER. Plus they are rats and spiders and it was a good way to stereotypically gross out your mom. LOOK MOM I HAVE A RATS BUTT HANGING OUT OF MY MOUTH NOMNONOM.
http://www.candyfavorites.com/Gummi-Rats-Large-Wrapped-pr-796.html

http://www.candyfavorites.com/Gummi-Tarantula-Spider-Large-Wrapped-pr-799.html

I figure I lost some weight… I got myself down to 180 pounds from 195, without eating very much candy or sugar so I figure I might as well buy like fifteen pounds of candy and just put it right back on. Knowing I’m going to have these boxes of my favorite candy to myself makes me cackle like a mad scientist. I’m going to dump them on the floor and swim in them. Actually I doubt I will eat them all, but having them in my possession makes me feel young!